in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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