once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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