turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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