She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
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Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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