the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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