i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
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We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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