i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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