The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
You've changed since you got that strap on
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Randomize