its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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