Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
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The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
jump out the window naked night went bad
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize