Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
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I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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