just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
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You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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