ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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