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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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