we have officially lost it.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
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halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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