He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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