No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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