her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize