Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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