I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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