More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Randomize