I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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