I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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