After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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