I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
And then he peed in my hair
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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