Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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