I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
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