She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
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Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
wow bdsm is so cute
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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