I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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