we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
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Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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