im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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