Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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