We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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