So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
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Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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