best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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