Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
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stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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