Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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