Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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