I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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