My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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