ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
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I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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