Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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