Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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