butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
We named our party play list daddy issues
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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