Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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