you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
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It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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