hotel room ftw
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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