Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
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We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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