The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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