I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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